Funny usability quotes

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.