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Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Spotted on Snapchat:

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

Spotted on Facebook:

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

Just landed via TikTok:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Just landed via Facebook:

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

Just landed via Facebook:

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

Seen just now on Threads:

Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

Seen just now on Discord:

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

Going viral on Facebook:

You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

Shared recently on Discord:

Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?

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98 shares on Slack this month:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

17 shares on Threads this month:

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

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15 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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Blink if you want me!

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Spotted on Instagram:

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.

Just shared via Messenger:

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

Just shared via Messenger:

Television is better for you than phone. It is like vaping vs smoking.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Broadcasted on X:

(Flirting) What’s every single thing you’ve ever thought?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

Seen just now on WeChat:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Spotted on Reddit:

Social media may have been a mistake.

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