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Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

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I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Reported on Twitch:

Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

Spotted on Slack:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Making waves on Reddit:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Breaking via Slack:

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Spotted on X:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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Share →: Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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"Pancakes are the only acceptable breakfast discourse! 🥞😂 But seriously, where's the waffle outrage committee when you need 'em? 🤷‍♂️ #BreakfastDebates"
5 months ago
Share →: Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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Oh, who needs sweet nothings when you've got syrupy waffles! 🥞🥓 Take it from maple to mouthwatering with this breakfast talk that's sure to leave you craving more than just pancakes… or maybe not. 😉

Who knew breakfast could be so steamy? Just imagine the sizzle of bacon, the crispiness of waffles, and the ooey-gooey goodness of maple syrup drizzling down… It's a breakfast love story waiting to happen!

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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Breaking via Snapchat:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

Just shared via TikTok:

Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Breaking via Slack:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Trending via Messenger:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Shared recently on Discord:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Going viral on TikTok:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Reported on X:

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Breaking via Threads:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

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