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Guess that means I'm officially part water now… mermaid transformation begins! 🧜♂️💧
97 Funny water quotes
While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.
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Guess they were too busy debating to realize they were getting "de-hydrated" from the conversation! 😆💧🥤
Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?
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Jet skis: the secret ingredient to instant happiness—who knew? 😂🌊💸
People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?
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Hydration? Sounds like witchcraft to me! 💧🧙♂️😂
Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.
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Ah, nothing like a scalding shower to exfoliate away the existential dread 😂🛁🔥
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.
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Cold justice: now available in frosty and refreshing flavors! ❄️😂
In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.
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Life jackets accepting contactless payments now? Hope they have a good rewards program! 😂💳✈️
I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.
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Priorities: Water the ficus or save the world? 🌿💦 Priorities! 😄
The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.
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Making waves in productivity one bathroom break at a time! 🚰🚽💦
The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.
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Jump right in, the water's already gossiping about us standing on the edge! 🏊♂️❄️😂