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Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

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Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

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The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

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The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

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Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

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They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

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I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

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Babe, you’re not acting according to my delusions right now.

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I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.

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Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

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Not again. I mean good morning.

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I am cassette tape years old.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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