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Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

God saw you do that.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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Live now on Facebook:

If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.

Going viral on Telegram:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Spotted on Slack:

Puberty was a hair-raising experience.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Just shared via Discord:

Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Going viral on Twitch:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

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I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

1 month ago

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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16 shares on Messenger this month:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

89 shares on X this month:

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

38 shares on Threads this month:

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

38 shares on Slack this month:

Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

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Just landed via Twitch:

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

Making waves on Telegram:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

Just landed via YouTube:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Trending via Snapchat:

Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.

Going viral on Messenger:

Did you seriously just pique my interest?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Trending via YouTube:

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

Live now on Instagram:

You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

Breaking via YouTube:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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