Funny women’s quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

  Commentary:
  "Sign me up for the Olympic Bra-thlon! 🤼‍♀️🏆😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

  Commentary:
  "Who said women can't multitask? Celebrating #InternationalWomensDay while testing out my parallel parking skills! 🚗💁‍♀️ #GirlPower #WatchOutForThoseCurbs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

  Commentary:
  Well, that explains why men sometimes seem so lost in conversations with women! 🤔👂🚫 Looks like there's a whole world of female frequencies they're missing out on! 🎶💁‍♀️ #LostInTranslation

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