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Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

Reported on Snapchat:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Live now on YouTube:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

Just shared via Threads:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Just landed via Instagram:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Just landed via WeChat:

One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

Reported on Telegram:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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Live now on TikTok:

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

Breaking via Telegram:

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Just landed via Twitch:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

Live now on Threads:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Spotted on Slack:

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

Reported on Twitch:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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