When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Commentary:
"Seems like Hulk gets away with smashing things with style, while the rest of us get labeled as party-poopers. 🤷‍♂️ Guess it's all about who pulls off the green look better! 💪🏼💥 #HulkSaysSorryNotSorry"

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

Commentary:
🎭😅 "When your therapist needs a therapist, it's a sign that you've truly reached expert level in the game of life! Defeating the final boss therapist with your train wreck of a life? That's some next-level strategy right there! 🏆💥 #LifeGoals"

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect blend of wisdom and chaos 🚂💥 Who needs a life coach when you can just hang out with these 'train wreck experts' for some entertaining life lessons? 🤪🤷‍♂️"

I'm just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Commentary:
Choo choo, all aboard the Dysfunction Express! 🚂😆 Don't worry folks, this train wreck comes with a complimentary smile for your viewing pleasure! 😜🚆 Brace yourselves for a bumpy ride!