Funny wreck quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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