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Is it even a friendship if there's been zero wardrobe malfunctions? 😂👚🔍
218 Funny year quotes
Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.
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When the scroll feels longer than the Lord of the Rings trilogy 😂🗓️🧓
January 1st always feels like a Sunday, regardless of what day it’s actually on.
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The calendar may say different, but my couch potato instincts know it's a universal lazy day! 🥳🛋️📅
It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.
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"Guess everyone's resolutions are to avoid leftover fruitcake! 🥳🎄🎊"
Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.
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Can't believe we've been greenlit for a sequel! 🎬🍿✨
Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?
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Looks like your future kid is gonna have front-row seats to the next century’s chaos! 🎟️👶🚀
The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.
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Time for a system reboot? Asking for a friend who really enjoys 0 AD parties! 🙏🎉🔄
Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.
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Interrupting his spiritual cleanse with a simple "New Year, who dis?" 😜🎉📱
My New Year’s resolution is to emit a powerful beam of light.
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Becoming a human flashlight is a bright idea! 🔦😄
Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.
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Finally, a vacation plan for our thumbs! 🌴📱🚫😅