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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

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If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

Just landed via TikTok:

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

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My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

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Going viral on X:

God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Making waves on Telegram:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

Breaking via YouTube:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you.

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