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It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

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The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

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Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Just landed via Snapchat:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Breaking via Slack:

The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

Seen just now on Messenger:

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Spotted on TikTok:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

26 shares on Messenger this month:

I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you can stand me, you deserve me!

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USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

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They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

Trending via Snapchat:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Spotted on Facebook:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

Being social sucks all my energy.

I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

This alien invasion could have been an email.

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