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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

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