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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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Iโ€™m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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Earth is hard.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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