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I run a parody bank account.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.