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Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

Going viral on Threads:

Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

Making waves on Discord:

Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

Seen just now on Instagram:

She is both the storm and the shelter.

Just landed via WeChat:

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Spotted on WeChat:

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?

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56 shares on Instagram this month:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

This sex could have been an email.

23 shares on Slack this month:

Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

26 shares on Twitch this month:

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

84 shares on X this month:

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

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Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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Trending via WeChat:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Shared recently on Twitch:

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Trending via Snapchat:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Seen just now on Threads:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Trending via Instagram:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Trending via Instagram:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Going viral on Telegram:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

Just shared via Messenger:

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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