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I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

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Salt is just angry sugar.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

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Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

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Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

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Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

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My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

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Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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Live now on WeChat:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

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Washing your face is actually multitasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair.

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Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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