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  • You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.
  • If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.
  • I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.
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