Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportatio… Commentary:"Who needs a time machine when 'Jump to recipe' can transport you straight to deliciousness in a snap? 🚀🍽️ #TeleportationGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 “Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation. Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe. I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser. The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen. My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.