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  • Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.
  • People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.
  • “You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.
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  • True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.
  • Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.