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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

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Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.