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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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Not eating the cookie Iโ€™m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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I actually think itโ€™s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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Get in loser. Weโ€™re going on a guilt trip.

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In banana years, I am bread.

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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot itโ€™s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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I know it hurts like hell, and you donโ€™t think you can do it, but itโ€™s just one push-up.

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Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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I love rap beefs, itโ€™s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.