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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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98 shares on Facebook this month:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

56 shares on Slack this month:

Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

39 shares on X this month:

My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

67 shares on X this month:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

18 shares on Discord this month:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

92 shares on X this month:

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

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“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

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Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

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Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

Breaking via Instagram:

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Spotted on Messenger:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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