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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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2 months ago

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Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

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2 months ago

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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2 months ago

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There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

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3 weeks ago

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I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

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2 months ago

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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2 months ago

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Relationship status: he escaped.

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In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

91 shares on Discord this month:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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Just blocked all the normal people, so if you see this… sup, weirdo.

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

Going bananas on Slack:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Going viral on Twitch:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

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