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My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

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“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.