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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

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Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.