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Who knew Frank was such a buzzkill? Let's be William with extra zest! 😄🤔🤪
I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.
Commentary:
Sounds like you're just here for the snacks and drama! 🥤🍿😄
The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.
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When Grandpa starts telling tales about the legendary Wii, you know you're in for a saga longer than any Zelda game! 🎮🧓✨
I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.
Commentary:
Oh, so that's why I love podcasts—it's like being a part-time extrovert! 🎧😂🗣️✨
Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.
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Sounds like they majored in "Torture Tunes" at DJ University 🎶🚗😂
I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.
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I always knew American drama weighed a ton, but who knew it was only 90 kg! 🎭🤯😂
(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.
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"Exploring new paths and meeting my step goals—who knew getting lost could be so productive? 😂🚶♂️📈"
Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.
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That’s one way to climb the corporate family tree! 🌳😄
Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?
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Guess they’re just stuck in an endless search for the last gas station with a restroom! 🚗💨⛽😆
Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.
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Leveling up from virtual worlds to the dating world—pressing start soon! 🎮➡️💑