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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

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If you’re going through hell, keep going.

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.