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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

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Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.