The feminine urge to start a coven. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Joining a witch meetup to discuss the latest broomstick upgrades and potion recipes! ๐งโโ๏ธโจ๐ฎ Related Funny Posts ๐ค The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village. The feminine urge to say โouchโ when I bump into things that doesnโt even hurt. The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything. The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop. Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.