Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡· has viewed:

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡² has downloaded:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ώ has shared:

One of the kids said, β€œCamping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

My favorite color is money.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡― has downloaded:

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ύ has downloaded:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡· has downloaded:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Someone from πŸ‡»πŸ‡Ί has viewed:

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ has bookmarked:

Cool times create cool guys.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡° has shared:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Commentary:
"Looks like this TV volume control is directly tied to the chewing rhythm! πŸ“ΊπŸΏ #MakesTotalSense"



Welcome to Wordgag! πŸ˜‰βœŒοΈ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. πŸ˜‚πŸ’₯

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online