Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
  • Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.
  • Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.
  • Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.
  • Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.
  • Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.