Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Swipe right for that delicious meal! 🍔🔥 Who needs takeout when you can find your perfect match and have them deliver food to your heart (and stomach) with just a tap? Bon appétit and happy swiping! 📱❤️" Related Funny Posts 🤝 A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches. I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food. Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place. A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in. I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.