Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah? Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just your typical Friday night plans, right? 🌕🔮🩸 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon. “I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there” An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody. There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough… Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.