Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.