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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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62 shares on Instagram this month:

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

23 shares on Slack this month:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

57 shares on Threads this month:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

Just landed via Slack:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Spotted on Twitch:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Going viral on Discord:

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

Just landed via Twitch:

Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Easy there, unsaved number.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

Seen just now on Slack:

Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

“Are you busy tomorrow?” My dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.

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