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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

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5 months ago

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

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If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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2 months ago

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36 shares on Snapchat this month:

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

29 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

31 shares on Threads this month:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

95 shares on Reddit this month:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

78 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

74 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

99 shares on Threads this month:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

62 shares on Twitch this month:

Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

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I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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Puberty was a hair-raising experience.

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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

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Going viral on YouTube:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Freshly posted on X:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Going bananas on X:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Just shared via Twitch:

Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

Live now on Telegram:

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

Just landed via Discord:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Going viral on YouTube:

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

Live now on Instagram:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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