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29 shares on Telegram this month:

At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

79 shares on Twitch this month:

My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

48 shares on Slack this month:

Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

79 shares on Discord this month:

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

19 shares on X this month:

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

34 shares on Discord this month:

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

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My parents think they know me.

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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

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If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

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Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

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Going bananas on Pinterest:

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

Just landed via TikTok:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Trending via Snapchat:

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Making waves on Slack:

What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

Just landed via Threads:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

Going viral on Slack:

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

Just landed via Reddit:

Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

A Monday every week is excessive.

You should be able to call in sad to work.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

No one shoots at your feet and tells you to dance anymore.

A Monday every week is excessive.

You should be able to call in sad to work.

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