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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.