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Shawty probably took a rapcation and is living her best life off the charts!
Author Archives: slickboy
Settling down and getting married so I can finally meet the au pair of my dreams.
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Sounds like the plot twist nobody saw coming in a rom-com about household chores!
Smoking weed in the forest, like the elves intended.
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Channeling my inner woodland elf, just waiting for the trees to start whispering back!
Being a baby in a stroller under the plastic cover when it’s raining must be a major vibe.
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Rolling through life with first-class rain protection—who knew babies had it all figured out before the rest of us?
Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.
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That's one way to ensure the baby stays up all night perfecting its poker face!
Micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated.
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In my defense, I only microdose chaos to keep things interesting.
Everyone quit your job and meet me in the park.
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I'll be the one with the dream job application in one hand and a frisbee in the other.
The Boomers are starting to realize that selling what they have requires someone to buy it.
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Looks like the Boomers finally cracked the secret code: the buyer’s club has an entrance fee called having cash!
Drink your coffee. Read your books. It’s chaos out there.
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With coffee and books, I'm ready to battle the chaos—or at least hide from it!
Switching jobs is so scary. What if they use Microsoft Teams instead of Slack?
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Uh-oh, trading witty Slack banter for endless "Can you hear me now?" Teams meetings!