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When your day took a gap year and never came back 😂🕒📅
Author Archives: slickboy
Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.
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Tiramisu should be a daily requirement in life's food pyramid! 🍰🤔 Why is the universe so stingy with the good stuff? 😂
Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.
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I’ll bring the sacrificial snacks! 🍕😂🔮
The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.
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Living on the edge: where the night owl meets the morning zombie 😂🦉☕🌝
Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.
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Why do battles always happen at bedtime? 🛌💥🧠🤯
Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?
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Who knew hay had such sharp fashion sense? 🐴🧵😂
When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.
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In your 20s, the real family drama is deciding whether it's Tony Soprano or laundry day that gets your attention first 📺🧺 #Priorities
I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.
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Keeping my inner villain sharp one reminder at a time! 😈✨
If you send a man to war today, he’s gonna go there and take dark exposure aesthetic pics.
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When war meets Instagram: Mission accomplished, but first, let's get that perfect moody shot. 📸😎💣
Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.
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The floor was nice, but this chair feels like a VIP upgrade! 😂🪑🎉