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Trying to protect the world from unexpected guests, one wrong turn at a time! 😂🗺️🔄
Author Archives: slickboy
Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!
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Wow, my face must be a historical artifact of romantic chaos! 😜💕📜
Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.
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Revenge may be sweet, but laughter doesn't come with jail time! 😄🔨
We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.
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Sundress Warriors Unite! 🌞👗 Respect to the breezy queens who keep summer stylish. 🎉🍹
Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.
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I’m over here napping while you’re holding a grudge 💤😴😂
What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?
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Mind blown 🤯! Maybe the universe is actually just shy and hiding its true self behind cosmic sunglasses 🕶️✨.
Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.
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When even Mother Earth wants to shake things up during your downtime! 🌍🛌😂
I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.
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Sounds like calling a radio station for advice on relationships is like asking a dog for directions! 😂📻🔍
Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.
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I've spent my whole life searching for such a moving tune! 🎤🕺😂
You know you’re over 50 when you have “upstairs Ibuprofen” and “downstairs Ibuprofen”.
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Double the ibuprofen, double the fun! Just don’t mix up your GPS for the bathroom! 😂🏃♂️💊