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Wishing you sunny forecasts and sand-free cards! 🌞🔮🏖️
Author Archives: slickboy
Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.
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Not my first choice for a superpower, but at least the bat gossip is *batty* fabulous! 🦇🗣️😂
Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.
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Finally made it to the "existential crisis" chapter of the week 📚😅 #WindowStaringPro ✨
IP address? You mean the bathroom?
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When the tech support says "IP conflict," and you're just trying to avoid a bathroom queue! 🚽😂
This meeting could have been a cave painting.
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When you've gone from hunting mammoths to hunting for the unmute button 🦣😂🎨
Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.
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Time to fast-forward to Christmas and call it quits! 🎄🎅 Bye, 2023, don't let the calendar hit you on the way out! 🎉👋
Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.
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Sounds like he's on a purse quest—treasure chest and all! 👜😂🏴☠️
The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.
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Looks like I missed the memo and the margarita! 🍹🏖️ Guess I'm stuck here holding down the fort. 🏢😅
Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”
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This bakery name has me rolling in dough-ughter! 🥐😂🍞
Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.
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Testing sibling boundaries: the ultimate survival training! 😂🤼♂️🔪