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Standing atop Christmas, but the bells are on a coffee break 🎅🔔☕
Author Archives: slickboy
Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.
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Sounds like a hairy situation! I'm firmly in the procrastinate-until-someone-complains camp! ✂️🤣👨🦱
Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.
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That sounds like the ultimate introvert's dream vacation! 🍄🏡🥣✨
Last night’s dream could have been an email.
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That dream was on airplane mode while my brain asked for a Wi-Fi password 😂✈️📧
Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.
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Embracing my inner genius: the one that gets lost in its own parking lot 🤔🚗💨🤣
People should come with warning labels.
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Caution: May cause uncontrollable laughter or unexpected eye rolls 😂🚫🙄
I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.
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Looks like it's time for a hands-on performance 🎷👐✨
Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”
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When I nail a yoga pose on the first try, I start checking if I've accidentally bent the rules of physics! 🧘♂️🌀😂
Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?
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When your anxiety insists on the night shift, but you're just trying to dream of happy llamas 🦙😴🌜
As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…
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Who knew I'd be trading clubbing for birding? At least these 'night owls' are quiet! 🦉👀😂