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Sounds like even your complaints need sunscreen! 😅☀️🌡️
Author Archives: slickboy
We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.
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Guess it's back to playing air accordion in silence all season long 🎶🙉😂
Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.
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I'm in! Let's call it the "Unbook Club" where throwing shade is mandatory. 📚🙅🎉
Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.
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Finally, a cookbook that tells the *whole* truth… and the truth is, I'm ordering pizza! 🍕🧽🙈
Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.
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Packing boxes and hunting for lost socks: a true horror movie disguised as moving day! 📦🧦😱
If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”
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Demon: "I've made a grave mistake." Me: "Welcome to the chaos, buddy!" 😈🤷♀️
Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.
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Looks like we've got a new definition of "bad mood" and some unexpected foot placement! 🤠🙈✨
This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.
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Looks like I've got a one-way ticket! 😈👀🔥
Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.
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After all these years, looks like the chat app finally got a breather! 😂🤐📢
I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.
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Sounds like single sign-on needs a caffeine upgrade! ☕🔑😅