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When did Monday become the dress rehearsal for the work week? 🤔🎭 #MondayMadness
Author Archives: slickboy
People never run off to join the circus anymore.
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Guess clowns on unicycles don't have the same appeal as streaming marathons and popcorn! 🎪🤡🍿🏃♂️
This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.
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Feeling like a vintage vinyl in a Spotify playlist world! 🎶📼😅
Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?
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Counting on this porch to have Wi-Fi and snacks. 😂🍿📶
My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.
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Sounds like your chairs are on an invisible workout program! 🪑💪✨
Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.
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Who knew student loans were just a fancy cover for professional procrastination? 🎓💸😆
You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.
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Sounds like whoever named them "The Nap Enthusiasts" really set the bar low! 😴🎤😂
Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.
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Feeling like a failed test deserves its own breakup playlist! 🎶💔📚
Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.
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✨ Let me know when you find the "push" button, because I think mine is stuck on snooze! 😴💪
I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.
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Well, now Pharrell owes me an explanation for turning my frown upside-downside! 🎶😅