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Gray or grey, I'm just waiting for 'em to make up their mind so I can stop color-coding chaos 😂🎨🖍️
Author Archives: slickboy
Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.
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Oh, the internal monologue of 'Can I get to a bathroom in time?' is the real Olympic event of life! 🤢🚽🏅
The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.
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Ah, the good old days of mini heart attacks before we even knew what "Hello" meant! 📞😱📞
The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.
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That alarm sound is like a mini heart attack waiting to happen! 😂🔔⏰ Who needs coffee when you have an iPhone alarm?
I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.
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That's one way to protect your home and your wallet! 😂🏠💰
When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.
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Well, at least now you can say your social life is on fire! 🔥😄⛄️
I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.
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Sounds like the perfect mix of a book club and a plot twist! 📚😈
Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?
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Work really needs to respect my personal space; we're not even exclusive! 😂📅✋
It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.
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I tried being both attractive and talented, but the universe said "Pick a struggle" 😅🌎✨
Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.
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Laughing at how even trauma comes with free shipping and a lifetime subscription! 🙃🛒🧠