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Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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Looks like before marriage, my car and I had a staring contest with traffic lights… and the light always won! 🚦😂



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