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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Overthinkaholic!

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

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Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

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