Coffee is better when you have no work.

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

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Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

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The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.