Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Commentary:
“Dear recipe websites, why must you make me scroll through your epic tales of culinary conquests just to find the treasure map to deliciousness? Ain’t nobody got time for that! 🙄 Just gimme the goods and let me whip up some magic in the kitchen! 🍳✨ #HangryAndInAHurry”

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