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Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.