Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDon’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me. If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost. It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth. If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean? You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.
