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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.