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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

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Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

57 shares on Discord this month:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

98 shares on TikTok this month:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

74 shares on Threads this month:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

Making waves on Telegram:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Trending via TikTok:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Spotted on Telegram:

Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

Going viral on Facebook:

If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Time machine? You mean a clock?

Just landed via Telegram:

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Just shared via Facebook:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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It’s a little ironic when you consider that the Internet was invented to save time.

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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