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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

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Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

Trending via Facebook:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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Funny 31st quotes

Funny 31st quotes are the perfect way to celebrate hitting the big 3-1 with a splash of humor and a wink 😄🎉 Whether you’re embracing the quirks of aging or just want to keep the party vibe light and lively, these witty lines add the perfect punch 🍰🎈 Ready to laugh your way into year 31? Let the good times roll! 😂🥳

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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Being alone is my favourite way of being.

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I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

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Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

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Just landed via Slack:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Making waves on Discord:

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Making waves on Messenger:

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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Wake me up when I’m rich!

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