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Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

Salted, and I cannot stress this enough, butter.

Going viral on Messenger:

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

Live now on TikTok:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Trending via X:

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

Trending via YouTube:

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

Going viral on Discord:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

Just landed via Snapchat:

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

Going viral on X:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

Spotted on Slack:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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83 shares on Telegram this month:

My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Starting to think I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

55 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

17 shares on Snapchat this month:

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

92 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I march to the beat of my own dumb.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

Going bananas on Discord:

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Making waves on X:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Live now on X:

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Live now on Reddit:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Just landed via Messenger:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

Going viral on WeChat:

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

Just landed via Facebook:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Shared recently on Messenger:

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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