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Trying to return my adulthood for store credit. 🛍️😅📈
156 Funny adult quotes
I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.
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Adulthood: where you've got a lotion for every motion! 🧴😅
Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.
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Is there a map for adulting? Because I'm lost somewhere between "always sleepy" and "ouch, my back!" 😴🗺️🙆♂️
You give my middle finger an erection.
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Well, my middle finger just hit the gym and is looking buff! 💪🤣🖕
I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.
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Navigating adulting like it's an advanced-level video game and I accidentally skipped the tutorial 😅🎮📈
The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.
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When the bedtime becomes the highlight of your day, you know youre winning at adulthood! 😴😆 #LivingTheDream
Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.
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"Turns out, you can't fake a cough to call in sick when your boss is on your social media! 🤧🚫📲 #AdultingFails"
I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.
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"Finally, a workout routine I can stick to! 🛋️📱💤 #ProcrastinationChampion"
After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.
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"Ah, the joys of adulthood where pulling an all-nighter means making it to morning without a bathroom break! 🚽🌙😴"
I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!
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"Stepping down with grace and heading to the kids' table 🍰👶 #RetiredAdult"