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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Just landed via Snapchat:

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Making waves on TikTok:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Making waves on X:

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Just shared via Reddit:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

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What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Breaking via Threads:

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Just landed via Discord:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

Trending via Pinterest:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Just shared via Instagram:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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