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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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Going viral on Twitch:

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

Shared recently on Discord:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Making waves on Facebook:

Free will: where you get to choose your own adventure … and regret it.

Going viral on Messenger:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Spotted on Instagram:

Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

Going viral on Threads:

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Shared recently on Slack:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Just landed via X:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

Just landed via Twitch:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Spotted on Facebook:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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Funny backpack quotes

Funny backpack quotes 🎒😄 are the perfect way to carry your humor wherever you go! Whether you’re trekking through campus or exploring new trails, these witty sayings add a splash of fun to your daily adventure. Get ready to lighten your load with laughs and show off your backpack’s personality with some seriously clever vibes! 😂✨ #BackpackHumor #TravelLaughs

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2 months ago
Share →: Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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Commentary:
"Next up: crying while doing a plank in a crowded gym! 😅🎒😭 #FitnessEmotions"
5 months ago
Share →: I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

Commentary:
"Who knew being the little spoon could turn into a literal back-packing experience? 🎒😂 Maybe next time go for a medium-sized utensil and avoid feeling like a walking hiking trail in bed! 😜"

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

Just landed via Discord:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Spotted on Reddit:

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Can’t. Inventing new things to worry about.

Trending via Pinterest:

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

Making waves on Discord:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Breaking via Slack:

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Just landed via Slack:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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