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Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

11 out of 10 women are always right.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Going viral on Discord:

My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Going viral on Twitch:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Just landed via Reddit:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Breaking via Slack:

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Just landed via X:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Making waves on Slack:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Going viral on TikTok:

My favourite thing about waking up at ridiculous o’clock is the solitude.

Going viral on TikTok:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

61 shares on TikTok this month:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

34 shares on Discord this month:

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

76 shares on WeChat this month:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

They should invent a day where it all works out.

79 shares on Slack this month:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

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Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,320

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Jesus invited prostitutes to dinner and was praised for compassion. I do it, and suddenly I ‘made Christmas awkward.’

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

It’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

Shared recently on Telegram:

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Spotted on Discord:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Breaking via Discord:

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Just shared via Reddit:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

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