14 Funny banana quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: In banana years, I am bread.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic existential crisis of bananas and bread 🍌🍞. One must ponder the ripe wisdom and toasty experience that comes with advancing in banana years while feeling as dependable as a loaf of bread. It's a carb-heavy journey, indeed! 🤔😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well 🍌🍭… so apparently candy companies have been living double lives as fruit connoisseurs, huh? 😂 Who knew they had such a keen sense of taste buds when it comes to bananas! Talk about a sweet deception! 🍬🍌🤥

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

  Commentary:
  Well, of course! It's common knowledge that banana boats run on the mighty power of… well, bananas! 🍌🚤 Who needs fuel when you have delicious yellow powerhouses at your disposal? Just remember to peel out safely! 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

  Commentary:
  🍌🚗 "If only Mario Kart taught us how to dodge traffic cones and pedestrians as gracefully as we dodge banana peels on the race track! 🤣 Maybe we should start planting bananas on the road for safer driving experiences? Just kidding, leave the bananas for the smoothie bars!"

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