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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

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You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

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I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

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My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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The circus does not condone the actions being taken by its monkeys.

Going viral on Slack:

Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

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They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

Going viral on Twitch:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

1 month ago

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

1 month ago

anything, banana, celebration, costume, event, humor, outfit, own, people, shit, unique, wear
How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

1 month ago

banana, creativity, decide, decision, humor, inventor, language, person, spelling, stop, wordplay
In banana years, I am bread.

1 month ago

absurdity, age, am, banana, bread, food, humor, i, year’s
Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

1 month ago

banana, candy, company, eye, food, honesty, humor, know, lie, perception, straight, taste
Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

1 month ago

absurdity, banana, boat, everyone, fruit, humor, joke, powered, sailing
Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

1 month ago

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

90 shares on Facebook this month:

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

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Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

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It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

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The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Seen just now on X:

The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Just landed via WeChat:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Seen just now on Slack:

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Breaking via TikTok:

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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