Funny bastards quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew those fluttery little jerks have a dark side? 🦋😈 #ButterflyMafia"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

  Commentary:
  Oh boy, looks like even God is having second thoughts about his creation! 👀😂 Maybe he's regretting not reading the user manual before hitting the "create" button! 🤷‍♂️ Let's hope a software update can fix this glitch! 🤖 #DivineComedy

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