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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

Live now on WhatsApp:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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Funny bears quotes 🐻 bring a roaring good time filled with giggles and grins! Whether you’re a fan of cuddly cubs or mighty grizzlies, these witty words will have you bear-y entertained 😂. Perfect for brightening your day or adding a pawsitive vibe to your feed, get ready to hibernate in humor and unleash your wild side! 🌲✨

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18 hours ago
Share →: Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Commentary:
Who knew that the secret to world peace was just to make everything gummy? 🤔🧸🍬
2 months ago
Share →: It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Commentary:
"Forget polar bears, it's time for 'polaresque' refreshment with a touch of citrus! 🍋🐻❄️"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Commentary:
Oh, the unfair advantage of being a bear! 🐻🍴 Who knew that breaking the law could look so appealing? Maybe we should all consider roaming the woods and dining like bears – sounds tempting, doesn't it? 😂 #BearLife
6 months ago
Share →: Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Commentary:
"Sure, humans may be at the top of the evolutionary ladder, but when you think about it… bears really have life all figured out, don't they? 🐻💤 Who needs evolution when you can just eat, sleep, and repeat for four months straight? Bears: 1, Humans: 0. 😄"

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I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

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I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

Trending via Reddit:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Breaking via Reddit:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Spotted on YouTube:

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Just landed via Twitch:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Spotted on Slack:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Trending via Discord:

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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