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Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Discord:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Trending via Pinterest:

Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Going viral on Slack:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

Just landed via TikTok:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Spotted on Pinterest:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

Breaking via Discord:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Trending via YouTube:

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Going viral on Discord:

I’d rather be spotted in a strip club than a Subway.

Funny bears quotes

Funny bears quotes 🐻 bring a roaring good time filled with giggles and grins! Whether you’re a fan of cuddly cubs or mighty grizzlies, these witty words will have you bear-y entertained 😂. Perfect for brightening your day or adding a pawsitive vibe to your feed, get ready to hibernate in humor and unleash your wild side! 🌲✨

New funny bears quotes 👇

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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2 months ago

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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2 months ago

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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2 months ago

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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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2 months ago

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44 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

30 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

49 shares on Slack this month:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,523

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Trending via Reddit:

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

Live now on WeChat:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

Spotted on Facebook:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

Shared recently on Discord:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

Trending via Pinterest:

Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

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