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Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Some of you have overdosed so hard on the propaganda, there’s nothing reality Narcan can do for you.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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Updated

Jan 31, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

Just shared via Instagram:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

Making waves on WeChat:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Making waves on Snapchat:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Breaking via YouTube:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

98 shares on Messenger this month:

If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Oh good. Another day.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Silk is a crazy material. “I like your shirt,” thanks. It came out of a bug.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Earth is hard.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

Going viral on Discord:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Spotted on Instagram:

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Trending via Snapchat:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Breaking via Pinterest:

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

Seen just now on Messenger:

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

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