Funny bears quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

  Commentary:
  "Forget polar bears, it's time for 'polaresque' refreshment with a touch of citrus! 🍋🐻❄️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the unfair advantage of being a bear! 🐻🍴 Who knew that breaking the law could look so appealing? Maybe we should all consider roaming the woods and dining like bears – sounds tempting, doesn't it? 😂 #BearLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, humans may be at the top of the evolutionary ladder, but when you think about it… bears really have life all figured out, don't they? 🐻💤 Who needs evolution when you can just eat, sleep, and repeat for four months straight? Bears: 1, Humans: 0. 😄"

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