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I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

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If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

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Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

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I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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Funny beauty routine quotes bring a splash of laughter to your daily glam game 💄✨ Whether you’re battling mascara mishaps or skincare slip-ups, these witty lines turn self-care into a comedy show 😂💅 Get ready to smile through your serums and giggle with your glow-up routine—because beauty should always come with a side of humor! 🌟💕

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Share →: Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

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Who needs caffeine when your waxing appointment has you wide awake? ☕️🙈
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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Well, it's a tough competition between contorted makeup faces 🤪 and the inevitable shaving mishaps of men 🧔. One thing's for sure, both activities can result in some hilarious facial expressions! 😂💄🪒 #BeautyStruggles
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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"Ah, the struggle is real! Shaving for smooth legs only to have the blow-drying marathon begin. It's a race against time to a smoother tomorrow 🏃‍♀️💨✨ #LegDayDilemma"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

Commentary:
"Who knew that smooth legs could double up as a diet plan! 😂🦵 Say goodbye to the gym and hello to silky smoothness! 🏋️‍♀️💨 #LegDayGoals"

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Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

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Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

Just landed via Instagram:

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Breaking via Messenger:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

Going viral on Instagram:

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

Seen just now on Slack:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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